"Want to run the blah blah blah?" "Sure!"

I'm just the guy who can't say no, apparently. Ask me to join you for a running event and my response is, "shut up and take my money!"

Want to see what it looks like? Here's my running schedule for Oct/Nov:

• Oct 18-19 Capital to Coast Relay (Austin, Texas)
• Oct 27 Marine Corps Marathon (Washington, DC)
• Nov 2 Hard Rock 5k (Los Angeles, CA)
• Nov 8-9 Ragnar Vegas (Las Vegas, NV)
• Nov 15-16 Ragnar Trail Vail Lake (Temecula, CA)

Yep. I'm booked with a different running event every weekend for five weekends in a row.

I'm a runner. Stop me before I register again.*

* I'm kidding. There's no stopping me!