- Drunk girls can always find Twinkies.
- Iranian comedians on BBC are funny when they say “suck my titties.”
- Women using the men’s bathroom at Lahaina’s will get thrown out the bar.
- Mullet wigs are hot.
- Meeting new people is easier when shots are involved.
- Cops have a wicked sense of humor.
- Sunscreen is a good thing.
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